The Ideal Wife (by Dennis)

I need a wife to help me to look after my job and family. The ideal wife should have three characters for me.
First, my ideal wife should be independent. Iam an international business manager, so my wife has to look after my family and our house by herself. She needs to deal with every housework very well.
Second, my ideal wife should have a warm heart. A humourous woman is so charming for everyone. If she also has a friendly personality, she will enjoy making friends and has good relationships with my business partners. Ineed my wife to deal with my relationship to my colleagus.
Third, my ideal wife should have some useful skills for me. She has to know financial skills to analyze my financial problems such as my cost account, investments and economical issues. She should know communication skills to be my secretary. I need a reliable secretary to help me to negotiate with my clients and suppliers.
If you think you have the above characters, you can call me and send an e-mail to me. Iwill wait for your call all day.